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Friday, February 03, 2006

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Joe's Unlucky Day

Joe's Unlucky Day
Dur: 8min 6sec
Today, Joe will discover the true meaning of ill fate. Not only is he kicked out of his apartment, he find himself mix up in a territory war between the Mafia and the homeless thugs. Can poor Joe survive the day?
Some highlights:

1:38 :
Two girls sitting on couch with 5 foot tall Kermit doll.
3:06 :
The Hobo boss asks the Yakuza gang member how he wants to die. Then it dissolves to Anime storyboards. During which the Hobo Boss is depicted hacking apart the Yakuza while chanting an ancient power:

when you die... there will be three wolves... with one rabbit...

Then after Joe involuntarily joins the Hobos he is given the name Panda. During an encounter with the Yakuza everyone thinks he is from China because of the name Panda. This upsets Joe very much.

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Wednesday, January 25, 2006

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I Have a Friend Who is a Pirate

Lego Pirates
Dur: 1min 26sec

Seriously. OK I lied. He's actually a midshipsman. I've pretty much never been envious of another human being like I have of my friend T-Doug. This lucky so and so got a job as an extra on Pirates of the Caribbean III. That's right. Currently he is in Freeport, Bahamas prancing around in a English soldiers uniform. He will be there for 5 weeks all expenses paid. (Enter the jealousy)

I chose this video just so I could tell everyone who reads this blog (all 4 of you) to go and read his blog. It is amazingly interesting everyday. T-Doug is a journalist so he knows how to write. So do yourself a favor and head over to I have added a link to the website in my sidebar as well.

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Blogger __int128 said ... (3/08/2006 8:35 AM) : 

That Lego Pirates movie was so cool! I never thought I'd find something like Lego interesting again.


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Wednesday, January 18, 2006

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Mitch Hedburg on Letterman

Why are you dead?
Dur: 5min 9sec

One of the funniest stand ups I've ever seen. This guy ranks super high on my list of favorite comedians. His timing is wicked funny. The insight his jokes provide into the insanity of everyday life are truly genius. I count him as a visionary the likes of which we will never see again. Plus he is from Minnesota so he gets extra points.

Mitch Hedberg (February 24, 1968 – March 29, 2005) was an American stand-up comedian known for his odd subject matter, stylistic elocution, subdued delivery, and memorable routines that often consisted of a string of one-line non sequiturs. - From Wikipedia
Check out his Wikipedia page as well as his Wikiquote page.

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Anonymous JR said ... (1/30/2006 9:47 AM) : 

I totally agree. I had tickets to see him, but he died just a few days before the show. It was truly tragic.


Anonymous Jim said ... (3/24/2006 10:56 PM) : 

Sad anniversary coming up...


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Friday, January 13, 2006

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Intelligent Design - Laugh a minute

(Biochemical Evidence for Creation)
Dur: 37min 38sec

Rickety Sprinkles! Where to begin with this one... If you find the peculiarities of religion funny than by all means watch this "documentary". If you have any interest in biology or medicine or common sense than watch this "piece of crap".

The first frame of the movie is a slow close-up of Charles Darwin with a super gloomy scary song driving up the tension for their ground breaking revelations. One of their ideas is that anything before the 20th century was bunk. Chiefly because people like say Aristotle didn't have electron microscopes.

A major breakthrough comes when they finally begin to talk about how wonderful technology is today. And in contrast to the idiots of the 19th century who describe the cell as, "a simple little lump of albuminous combination of carbon" the narrator states that instead we known that a cell today as this:

And that's about all the keystrokes I'm going to waste on that subject.

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Blogger technician said ... (1/17/2006 3:00 PM) : 

Seize the best out of it!


Blogger harpereston said ... (1/28/2006 1:20 AM) : 

This movie is ridiculous. The dungeon music at the beginning is hilarious. And the lack of understanding of evolution is laughable. I layman's description of the organelles. I really hope this isn't shown to young impressionable minds.


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Thursday, January 12, 2006

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The Warriors - Come out to Play

The Warriors Most Famous Scene
Dur: 38sec

This clip features David Patrick Kelly as the movies creepy slimy villain. After this movie he was continually type cast as an asshole. See Jerry Horne from Twin Peaks. Apparently his lines were ad-libbed from taunts he used to receive from a neighborhood bully. If for some reason you didn't watch this film multiple times on re-runs in the 80's I feel sorry for you.
The Warriors is a 1979 film directed by Walter Hill about a gang fighting their way back home after being framed for the assassination of a gang leader. It is set primarily in New York City with a final scene taking place in Coney Island. It is based on the 1965 novel The Warriors by Sol Yurick. It also spawned a video game of the same name in 2005. - Wikipedia
I have been completely obsessed with this movie lately. Mostly because Rockstar rekindled my interest in it when they made it into a game. The game is very very cool. And entirely reminiscent of the classic Streets of Rage series. Please queue this movie up on Netflix and enjoy. And read this right on review at All Movie Guide.

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Blogger Tom said ... (2/07/2006 10:31 PM) : 

Ya know, that was the best all time movie memory I've ever had until I just watched that clip. I did not know it was that Ghey! I guess it's like looking back and watching MoonRaker for the first time in years, and realizing Roger Moore is a wimp compared to Sean Connery. How did I miss this? Roger Moore and MoonRaker ranked #1 in my book.


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Wednesday, January 11, 2006

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NBA at My Fingertips

Hells YEAH! The NBA is now on Google Video. I'm so happy they are just cranking out these new programs so quickly. Unreal. Click on this link to see the goodness.

PS Hey Cassell! How would you like an X to the face buddy.

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Tuesday, January 10, 2006

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Super Mario 64 - Start to Finish in 16mins

Super Mario 64 in 16
Dur: 21min 37sec

The Mario games were never my cup of tea(aka I suck at them) but this video is really neat. Fast forward to about 5 minutes in and just watch this guy work. I seriously can't believe it. Never mind that he beats this game in 16 minutes, just watch how he leaps effortlessly through a myriad of challenges as if he was licking a postage stamp. Nothing stops him.

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Monday, January 09, 2006

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BMX/Van/Giant Ramp/Hurting

BMX Ramp Ouchy
Dur: 9sec

Entirely self explanitory. Duder gets pulled behind a van jumps off a 15 foot ramp directly into a roof edge. Good stuff.

And on the Google Video news tip check out this action: Google Goes for Web Video Gold

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Thursday, January 05, 2006

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Google Video News

Since I'm such a smart guy I'm on top off all this awesome shit. I thought I'd share it with you who aren't in the know. Some exciting stuff here.

PS Thanks Google Alerts

Google Pack Software Bundle & Pay Per View Video Coming From ...
Search Engine Watch - USA
... says that Google cofounder Larry Page will announce in his CES keynote this week that Google will offer pay-per-video downloads through Google Video and a new ...

CES: Google to offer video, software downloads
Macworld UK - UK
... As part of a major upgrade to Google's video-search service, consumers will be able to pay to download and view videos, such as TV shows, on their computer ...

Is Pay-Per-View Video Coming Soon to Google Video
Search Engine Watch - USA
MediaPost reports in the article: Google Video Preps Pay-Per-View Model, that ppv will soon be part of Google Video. Is this a surprise? No, not at all. ...

Wall Street Journal says Google to offer Video Downloads/Software ...
FinFacts Ireland - Ireland

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Wednesday, January 04, 2006

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Must Have Been the Fat Kids' Camera

Dr. Colossus
Dur: 4min 20sec

Homemade movie. Highly bizarre. Not really worth watching.

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Monday, January 02, 2006

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A Stump in Time

Skeeter Explains the History of a Stump
Dur: 3min 5sec

You may laugh at my choice of video, but Aldo Leopold told me to do it. This video is something special. I have a deep seeded love of this kinda crap. I love listening to older generations talk about stuff we don't have a clue about. Do you know what splinter wood is? Me either.

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Friday, December 30, 2005

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House of Cosbys

House of Cosbys
Dur: Multiple

What happens when an obsessed fan gets ahold of Cosby DNA and a cloning machine? Answer: House of Cosbys.

I've had this little gem in my side bar for a while now. Feeling a little lazy today so I decided to give these videos their just dues. Head on over to the excellent and downloaded everything you see. And as Waxy says:

They deserve to be seen, so watch them, mirror them, torrent them, and don't let them disappear again.

All because Bill Cosby and his lawyers don't understand what funny is. Well I do. And this is some seriously funny shizzy. These also have a large tie into the The Lonely Island. So I'll be categorizing them under tLI.

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Blogger Team Member Sven said ... (1/06/2006 11:23 AM) : 

Anyone enjoying this shizzy?


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Thursday, December 29, 2005

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Who Knew? - Cup Stacking

Cup Stacking World Champion
Dur: 25sec

This video is only 25 seconds long but it'll take you several minutes to get this one through your noggin'. Play this about 5 times to take it all in.

Thank dog wikipedia has something to say cause I don't:

Sport stacking (formerly known as cup stacking) is an individual and team activity played using plastic cups. It originated in the early 1980's in southern California and received national attention in 1990 on the "Tonight Show" with Johnny Carson.

Participants of sport stacking stack and unstack cups in pre-determined sequences, competing against the clock or another player. Sequences are usually pyramids of three, six or ten upside-down cups. Proponents of the sport say participants learn teamwork, cooperation, ambidexterity, and hand-eye coordination.

Tournaments are governed by the World Sport Stacking Association. In 2004, the Association changed the activity's name from cup stacking to sport stacking to give it "immediate identification as a competitive sport." - Wikipedia Rules
Hope I didn't offend any of you Sport Stackers out there by calling it by the old name of Cup Stacking.

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