Joe's Unlucky Day
Dur: 8min 6sec
Today, Joe will discover the true meaning of ill fate. Not only is he kicked out of his apartment, he find himself mix up in a territory war between the Mafia and the homeless thugs. Can poor Joe survive the day?Some highlights:
Two girls sitting on couch with 5 foot tall Kermit doll.
The Hobo boss asks the Yakuza gang member how he wants to die. Then it dissolves to Anime storyboards. During which the Hobo Boss is depicted hacking apart the Yakuza while chanting an ancient power:
when you die... there will be three wolves... with one rabbit...
Then after Joe involuntarily joins the Hobos he is given the name Panda. During an encounter with the Yakuza everyone thinks he is from China because of the name Panda. This upsets Joe very much.
- Joe's Unlucky Day
- I Have a Friend Who is a Pirate
- Mitch Hedburg on Letterman
- Intelligent Design - Laugh a minute
- The Warriors - Come out to Play
- NBA at My Fingertips
- Super Mario 64 - Start to Finish in 16mins
- BMX/Van/Giant Ramp/Hurting
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Wednesday, January 25, 2006
Dur: 1min 26sec
Seriously. OK I lied. He's actually a midshipsman. I've pretty much never been envious of another human being like I have of my friend T-Doug. This lucky so and so got a job as an extra on Pirates of the Caribbean III. That's right. Currently he is in Freeport, Bahamas prancing around in a English soldiers uniform. He will be there for 5 weeks all expenses paid. (Enter the jealousy)
I chose this video just so I could tell everyone who reads this blog (all 4 of you) to go and read his blog. It is amazingly interesting everyday. T-Doug is a journalist so he knows how to write. So do yourself a favor and head over to http://pirateiii.blogspot.com. I have added a link to the website in my sidebar as well.
Wednesday, January 18, 2006
Why are you dead?
Dur: 5min 9sec
One of the funniest stand ups I've ever seen. This guy ranks super high on my list of favorite comedians. His timing is wicked funny. The insight his jokes provide into the insanity of everyday life are truly genius. I count him as a visionary the likes of which we will never see again. Plus he is from Minnesota so he gets extra points.
Mitch Hedberg (February 24, 1968 – March 29, 2005) was an American stand-up comedian known for his odd subject matter, stylistic elocution, subdued delivery, and memorable routines that often consisted of a string of one-line non sequiturs. - From WikipediaCheck out his Wikipedia page as well as his Wikiquote page.
Friday, January 13, 2006
(Biochemical Evidence for Creation)
Dur: 37min 38sec
Rickety Sprinkles! Where to begin with this one... If you find the peculiarities of religion funny than by all means watch this "documentary". If you have any interest in biology or medicine or common sense than watch this "piece of crap".
The first frame of the movie is a slow close-up of Charles Darwin with a super gloomy scary song driving up the tension for their ground breaking revelations. One of their ideas is that anything before the 20th century was bunk. Chiefly because people like say Aristotle didn't have electron microscopes.
A major breakthrough comes when they finally begin to talk about how wonderful technology is today. And in contrast to the idiots of the 19th century who describe the cell as, "a simple little lump of albuminous combination of carbon" the narrator states that instead we known that a cell today as this:
And that's about all the keystrokes I'm going to waste on that subject.
Thursday, January 12, 2006
The Warriors Most Famous Scene
This clip features David Patrick Kelly as the movies creepy slimy villain. After this movie he was continually type cast as an asshole. See Jerry Horne from Twin Peaks. Apparently his lines were ad-libbed from taunts he used to receive from a neighborhood bully. If for some reason you didn't watch this film multiple times on re-runs in the 80's I feel sorry for you.
The Warriors is a 1979 film directed by Walter Hill about a gang fighting their way back home after being framed for the assassination of a gang leader. It is set primarily in New York City with a final scene taking place in Coney Island. It is based on the 1965 novel The Warriors by Sol Yurick. It also spawned a video game of the same name in 2005. - WikipediaI have been completely obsessed with this movie lately. Mostly because Rockstar rekindled my interest in it when they made it into a game. The game is very very cool. And entirely reminiscent of the classic Streets of Rage series. Please queue this movie up on Netflix and enjoy. And read this right on review at All Movie Guide.
Wednesday, January 11, 2006
Tuesday, January 10, 2006
Super Mario 64 in 16
Dur: 21min 37sec
The Mario games were never my cup of tea(aka I suck at them) but this video is really neat. Fast forward to about 5 minutes in and just watch this guy work. I seriously can't believe it. Never mind that he beats this game in 16 minutes, just watch how he leaps effortlessly through a myriad of challenges as if he was licking a postage stamp. Nothing stops him.
Monday, January 09, 2006
BMX Ramp Ouchy
Entirely self explanitory. Duder gets pulled behind a van jumps off a 15 foot ramp directly into a roof edge. Good stuff.
And on the Google Video news tip check out this action: Google Goes for Web Video Gold
Thursday, January 05, 2006
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Wednesday, January 04, 2006
Monday, January 02, 2006
Skeeter Explains the History of a Stump
Dur: 3min 5sec
You may laugh at my choice of video, but Aldo Leopold told me to do it. This video is something special. I have a deep seeded love of this kinda crap. I love listening to older generations talk about stuff we don't have a clue about. Do you know what splinter wood is? Me either.
Friday, December 30, 2005
House of Cosbys
What happens when an obsessed fan gets ahold of Cosby DNA and a cloning machine? Answer: House of Cosbys.
I've had this little gem in my side bar for a while now. Feeling a little lazy today so I decided to give these videos their just dues. Head on over to the excellent Waxy.org and downloaded everything you see. And as Waxy says:
They deserve to be seen, so watch them, mirror them, torrent them, and don't let them disappear again.
All because Bill Cosby and his lawyers don't understand what funny is. Well I do. And this is some seriously funny shizzy. These also have a large tie into the The Lonely Island. So I'll be categorizing them under tLI.
Thursday, December 29, 2005
Cup Stacking World Champion
This video is only 25 seconds long but it'll take you several minutes to get this one through your noggin'. Play this about 5 times to take it all in.
Thank dog wikipedia has something to say cause I don't:
Sport stacking (formerly known as cup stacking) is an individual and team activity played using plastic cups. It originated in the early 1980's in southern California and received national attention in 1990 on the "Tonight Show" with Johnny Carson.Hope I didn't offend any of you Sport Stackers out there by calling it by the old name of Cup Stacking.